Washerman

There is a man in the gutter,

and the only thing I can utter, is:

"Don't look @ me! You make me scaered!

I can't hold these tears for 2 long."

When I hold out my hand,,,,,

I hope it won't be too strong,

but strong enough to help my friends.

Dirty boy

Everything is Dirty!

Boy you didn't Clean! Your! Room!

Now, Momma gotta Clean! It! Up!

Don't know where to start,

so have a little heart.

Soothballs, dustbunnies, fairydust and

Mudd of muck.

Motherfuckers! Son of Sam!

Get of your goddamn Ass!

And become a Man!

Outsourcing the sausage makin'
to slithering sorcerers now shakin'.

Suddenly awakened to the soul disintegration, because they didn't  realize the sausage was made of men beyond savin'.